"Banana Bunker"

So the world of invention has been graced by the coolest thing since sliced bread, the Banana Bunker. An extremely odd, yet incredibly handy, way of keeping your banana from becoming squished in a backpack, diaperbag, or lunchbox. Personally, I think it looks a hell of a lot like something else. Protective design or ribbed for your pleasure? All I've got to say is watch out '08 church Christmas party, this is most definitely our white elephant gift this year! I'll probably pick one up for myself as well. You can never have too many banana bunkers!

http://bananabunker.com/

Mama's Little Sadist

Unfortunately it seems I'm raising a sociopath. Or maybe just your run of the mill psycho. Today he pushed a twin mattress over on the baby and then whacked him in the head with a metal cup. Not good. He looks too cute to be evil, but so do sheep and we all know how that goes.

WDYT, mini-psycho or sweet toddler learning the cause/effect theory in odd ways?

The Effects of Walking

I went walking tonight. As a form of exercise that is. I figured I'd get to the end of the street and double over in a life threatening asthma attack, but no such luck, I made it a whole mile, or close to a mile. We'll stick with "a mile" though because it sounds more impressive. My goal was to come home and not eat anything afterwards because I'd already had dinner, but a cursed banana chocolate chip loaf was staring at me and I succumbed to temptation. I felt guilty about eating that, which lead to me eating my feelings and having some popcorn. Crap.

And so it starts...

I've contemplated this whole blog thing for a long time. I generally have nothing of importance to say (or I do, but this will be much more light hearted than that), and I ramble a lot, but I figured hey, why not be like everyone else. I haven't seen many other people's that are overly incredible either. So if mine is mundane, I figure it's not any worse than the other 5.2 million mundane blogs. At least I'll try to keep mine active. That's something.