Say... "Just Kill Me Now"

Trying to get a two year old to stay clean, be still, look in the right direction, and smile (or at least look happy) all at the same time is nearly, well completely, impossible. It just cannot happen. Still, what did I do this morning? Take my insanely crabby kid out for a couple 2.5 pictures. Yeah. That worked. The only decent thing that happened was we both made it out alive. And we got home right in time for lunch and naptime. Here are a few of our outtakes. Enjoy. If you click on the pictures, they'll get bigger. And yes, he's praying, probably praying that I don't kill him before the day is over.